September 14, 2005
Helpful Email Offer!
I recently starting receiving a new type of mail. A very exciting type of mail known by technology experts as "Electronic Mail." Some of the hipper young people out there have begun calling it "e-mail!" (This is just the shortened name for "electronic mail." Very clever!)
Anyway, I'm receiving all sorts of terrific offers from companies that I had never even heard of before I began receiving this delightful new type of mail! One such company has just this minute sent me an "e-mail" that I find very intriguing. This is what my electronic message said:
Dear Home Owner,
After finishing the survey we are enchanted to submit to you this espousal,
Your existing mortgage certifies you for more than a 3.1 deflated cost!
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!! RATES ARE LOWER THAN EVER BEFORE !!
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Hundreds of thousands of residential owners have re-financed this month alone!
So why not you?
Why not, indeed! I am so glad that this delightful and legitimate corporation gave me the opportunity to complete a survey; one I must have completed in my sleep. Or maybe the company completed the survey on my behalf. I'm not clear on that point but I do know this: They are enchanted to offer me this espousal! How wonderful!
If you know me, you know that I am quite a stickler for good customer service. So, naturally, I was very impressed that this company, with only the information on finished survey, was enchanted with me! Enchanted, I say!
More accurately, they were enchanted to submit to me their espousal. I just don't know if I have the heart to tell them that I'm already married. Obviously they are a sensitive company and I fear it would crush them.
Besides, I don't want to do anything to jeopordize the fact that my mortgage certifies me for more than a 3.1 deflated cost.